March 2012
February 2012
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: chest
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
thefunniestpost:
When’s dinner
thefunniestpost!
Remember when everybody had flip phones
thefunniestpost:
Everybody Would Be Like:
thefunniestpost!
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
